Nathan. 15. I often come across as an asshole because I tell people what I think about them even if it's negative. Then theres times in which I really am an asshole. I love comedy shows and am pretty funny. But get to know me and you'll love me even more.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
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you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
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in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.
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happy floewr for your blog
i dragged this flower to see if it was hiding something it looked untrustworthy
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(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
the doctor just circumcised my son
he used the
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